you're lucky

three things about today:


1. (Regarding putting on a bra) "I just feel like it's a good idea...you know, as a courtesy."

2. (Regarding prostitution) "Casi? He could touch my boobs for two months rent. I'd even let him kiss them for three." (SN)

3. (Regarding certain accusations) "I don't understand why people think I'm mean to Sue...is it because I say things like 'don't set that drink down. Sue will knock it over because she's a dumb whore'?". Yeah, that's why.

The other super good part of the night was when Steve Miller spent about a million years trying to convince us that Belfast was NOT in Ireland. He's some kind of expert because he looked it up on his phone-thing.