Alone in the dark

If you get a booty call from someone you've never even knocked tongues with, let alone boots, can it really be a booty call? Seems like it would be more like a "sizing-up-your-boots call."

And furthermore, if said "sizing-up-your-boots call" is actually not a call, but rather a text, shouldn't it be called sexting? For example: With a tummy full of Pabst and a hand slick with Midnight Bali lube, Juan sexted me at 4am last night.