I'M PRETTY SURE THIS REALLY HAPPENED

Friday, April 27, 2007

backblog, haiku edition (4.27.7)

(I don't even do drugs)

in my dream last night
a whole drawer of loose cocaine
we danced all night long.

Saturday, April 7, 2007

backblog (4.7.7)

This is not a list, but is funny and should be archived:

I took this little nap and I had this dream, where I'm taking a nap on my bed, but then you were taking a nap on my bed too, on my right. Then Seth came and jumped on the bed, and then you guys were making out, but not like, "Oh man, we want to make out!" but like it was funny, and so I said, "Stop it, this is weird!" and then YOU said, "We're just trying to teach you a lesson. Now you know how Sarah feels when you make out with someone while she's in the bed with you".