top ten 'lebrity run-ins.

Not all of these are very funny, and none of them happened last night.

So...I watch the new mini-Wes Anderson (Hotel Cavalier) today at work, and am suddenly reminded of the huge big crush I have on Jason Schwartzman. (Who doesn't love a Coppola?)

So here. A list of small, medium, and big time celebrities, and things that happened. (Mostly I'm a little bored today):

1. Jason Schwartzman. Philadelphia premier of "Huckabee's". We sat on the floor in the back of the theatre because it was full. I wanted to invite him to a party he wouldn't go to, but I didn't.

2. Brad Pitt. When I was an intern at WB they were working on the script for Mr. and Mrs. Smith. This is when he had his long gladiator hair. He was kind of a big weirdo, climbed in and out the window. I had (got!) to open his fanmail, and buy him cigarettes.

3. Angelina. Same deal. She and Brad weren't together yet, but were right on the verge. They wanted to add more sex scenes to their movie, so I got to be the one who found out the industry standard on "how many sex scenes can be in a movie without it being porn". She was nice, offered to help with dishes.

4. Keanu. During this same time in my life, the production company I worked for was filming "Constantine". I would go to the set sometimes. Once I pretended I wasn't looking where I was going so I could "accidentally" bump into Keanu. I love him.

5. Big Boi. Outkast and I are like bf. I can't find it, but imagine a picture of us here:

6. Lex Luther. I was never really into "Friends" but happened to be at the taping of the last episode, which I guess was a big deal. Lex Luther of Smallville was also there, in the studio audience. I only recognized him because a) people were making a big deal about him and b) I had an obsessed roommate.

7. Jack Black. Met him (and KG) after a Tenacious D show in Hollywood. Had them sign a dvd, which I sold on eBay the next month for $55, because I was very poor, and don't care about them that much.

8. Sharon Osbourne. Didn't really meet her at all, but we used to skip school on Thursdays and go to her show sometimes. It was terrible. But she gave out weird stuff (like free turkeys near Thanksgiving) so it was worth it.

9. Josh Hutcherson. This 11 year old, super funny kid that lived in the same apt complex as us. Big deal child actor. Was in "The Bridge to Terabithia", "Polar Express", etc. We made some really funny older brother/drug overdose movies at our apartment with him. ON FILM! I have no idea where they are.

10. Matt leBlanc. The real one, not the cat. We saw him when we went to Conan, and he was probably the most boring person I've ever listened to. And I've listened to a lot of people.