LOLauren: I slept a little on your New Year's Resolutions. If reading them today was the only thing I'd done, I could still put a gold star on the calendar:
- "HAVE BETTER POSTURE
SUCK MORE DICK
TRY ANOREXIA ONE MORE TIME
DO NOT GIVE IN TO THE FASCIST PIGS
BE A SNAPPIER DRESSER
DO THE DISHES MORE FREQUENTLY
SPREAD MY LOVE WITH EFFICIENCY AND CANDOR"
Congratulations, girl. Please stay within a 2-mile radius of me for the rest of my LIFE.
3 comments:
I would like to thank the academy, tequila, boners, the glitterati and Andy for this amazing and totally honorable honor.
If blogs were lotteries I would buy you all helicopters and snak paks.
PS Does this mean moving to Fishtown is out of the question?
Oh man, I am so bad with distances.
OK, I just did some calculations on google maps.
30 miles or fewer will be acceptable.
anybody with a common gross-me-out instinct toward scavengers of the sea is a hero in my book
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