10. "Oh, I'm so glad you're here! I need to make you a drink...oh, wait. I think I drank everything." - Lauren Sanders
9. "A MILLION BEERS!!! A MILLION BEERS!!!" - Bloodbath
8. "Help me not make out with Conrad."
7. "Your sister expects you to be at the Spank Rock show. What, you don't like Spank Rock or something?" - my mom
6. "Sue, why'd you dye your hair so good?" - Josh Ballard
5. Sarah: "All these boys have biblical names."
Sue: "Jason's not a biblical name."
Sarah: "Yeah. You know, from the story of...Jason and...the Stick."
4. "This is the best part of the night because I love everything that's happening, but it's also the worst part of the night because I won't remember anything that's happening." - Me
3 . "WHY WON'T ANYONE BE MY FRIEND???" - Party Steve before we knew him
2. Pot-tato Salad.
1. "I just want to live in a place where if I want a quiet night in, I'll be able to hear the party in the next room." - Me
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