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What do you do if a mustache-and-scooter enthusiast from Guatemala named Waffles starts giving you bedroom eyes and regaling you with a 60-minute account of his recent trip to Montana, the whole time giving your shoulder muscles little massagey squeezes?

If you're Ben Gallman, you just keep asking the dude questions and not trying to get rid of him, because you are SOUL MATES.

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