NU-FAVES

X. MY FIRST TIME TAKIN' MY SISTER TO A GAY LEATHER BAR - AND RUNNING INTO LIL' WOODS THERE

IX. PANCAKES ARE MAKING A COMEBACK IN MY LIFE, AND ALSO WAFFLES

VIII. I GOT USED TO A LITTLE URCHIN SPITTING ON ME AND PEEING WHEN HE SITS ON MY LAP

VII. BONOBOS

VI. LAST NIGHT I DREAMED I WENT ON A DINNER DATE WITH MICHAEL PHELPS IN BEIJING--HIS HANDS WERE THE SIZE OF OUR DINNER PLATES

V. FREE MEDZ @ THE PUBLIC HEALTH CTR

IV. A NEW APPRECIATION FER HIPPIES IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD--KINDA LIKE LAWN JOCKEYS WHEN I WAS A KID IN THE BURBS. (OMG OMG HORRIBLY OFFENSIVE BUT SECRETLY STRANGELY COMFORTING))))

III. BUZZ ABOUT NEW BARS WHEN SAID BARS HAVE THE WORST NAME EVER

II. FISTING JOKES IN NIGHTLIFE FLYERS

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