NVR N'D

Register Boy was ringing me up this morning for my coffee and freaked out about my shirt:



...because of "The Never Ending Story", obv:



...and called everybody behind the counter over to look at it. One girl got excited about my hair and said, "You look just like Perez Hilton!"


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THAT CUNT RUINED MY DAY!!!