1. When choosing their neighborhood bar that they'll be frequenting every night, people who are trying to quit smoking might not want to settle on the one bar in West Philly where you can smoke.
2. That said, Larry is an impressive bartender: you're not getting your drink until he knows your name (which he will not forget), where you grew up, where you went to school and how much you'll be drinking tonight. Go Larry.
3. Girls who lose their shoes at bars sometimes find them in Ben Gallman's pockets.
4. I finally got some vindication on the whole weird thing about Eric wanting to eat my face. All of his friends agreed that he's an absurd fucking weirdo and that he should be grateful that I offered to leave him my face in my will to do with it whatever he wants.
5. Two toilets in the same stall: bad idea.
6. The bathroom situation at Pi Lam, however, is improving. No more crater in the middle of the floor with a fountain of water spewing out of it.
7. The door staff at Pi Lam were overwhelmed with the turnout and incredibly appreciative: as they signed your hand, they said, "Thank you very much for coming. It's so good to have you here." It was astonishingly sincere.
8. Our secret beer carton made it about halfway before somebody found it and raided it: way better than we'd expected!
9. Crazed flail-dancing. It was an epidemic all night. That music was lasers.
10. 4 a.m. end-of-the-night carbo-loading: an American pastime.
1 comment:
it was deeply lasers
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