I'M PRETTY SURE THIS REALLY HAPPENED

Thursday, February 26, 2009

SPAMALICIOUS

I don't get a lot of fake e-mails, but I got one just now that advertised male sexual performance drugs, and it started like this:

"It has been long time since we did not meet."



Try harder!

Thursday, February 12, 2009

MY PROMISE TO U <3

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Hi,

I promise not to get all "200 Cigarettes" on you again tomorrow night, Philadelphia. I promise not to drink three bottles of champagne before midnight and fall asleep standing up before half of you get there. I promise to be around at the end of the night to help you all get home.

Love you Philly.
A

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

psa

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Monday, February 9, 2009

beneficial

Saturday was my benefit party (thanks Lu and Amber)

Here's some things

1. Someone (hosting) warning me not to like certain boys (in a dibs kind of way) (multiple times)
2. Sarah Munroe. Buckets of fun. Sarah Monroe and Navid!
3. Finding party favors from the seventies in the drawers.
4. Andy falling asleep djing.
5. People coming on accident.
6. Luke Dow's extension/rait tail.
7. Tim not letting That Guy Brian pass over "Man Boy" on the iPod.
8. Josh Ballard's Green Machine.
9. Everybody in Sue hearts.
10. Tumor Surpise Cake! Thanks Marilyn.

I didn't miss Wii Fit once while I was there.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

LOST AND FOUND

Some things from the weekend:

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1. You lose everything you own, you get the important stuff back two days later. This is Philadelphia.
(PS- Seeing Shayna/Meaghan/Michael/Julia/Panaan/ etc. was amazing.)

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2. Wawa now makes "Family Size Macaroni and Cheese." Two of us ate the whole thing.

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3. Twitter got me blowin' up. I delete my texts four times a day now. The worst part? I'm texting back the whole time. Sometimes when I get out of class, I turn on my phone and it says, "You have 14 New Messages."

(Get at me @pinchefresco)

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4. Sometimes somebody loses their phone and it takes a few days for the new Blackberry to arrive, so you spend all day Twittering back and forth, him making return trips to an internet bodega and you on your phone, and he promises to drunk-call you from a payphone later that night, and he DOES it.

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5. KFN, three nights in a row. I like the place, but not THAT much.

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6. Boys who make a big deal out of how they don't kiss other boys...sometimes they walk up to you a year later and say, "I finally figured out the boy thing and I want to try it out. Not with you, though, because we're friends. But can I kiss you once?" Duh, sure. The surprising part is that sometimes they're really good at kissing.

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7. Party planning party came up with "Cameltoe vs. moose-knuckle" as a euphemism for, you know, the birds and the bees.

8. Speaking of birds and bees, this was amazing:


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9. When you have 21-year-old friends, they're really really good at inviting people to your party. He like doubled the "confirmed" list!

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10. We are making a sky for the party. A real sky. I can't tell you much more about it, but when you come, you will freak out.