1. "Pot-tato Salad." Sarah had everyone convinced. I kept overhearing things like, "Dude, I'm totally going back for more potatio salad. I am so fucked up," and, "How do you do that? Is it in the mayonnaise, or what?"
2. Ben: "Wait! Wait! The potato salad?"
Me: "It's not true. It's just potato salad."
Ben: "The potato salad downstairs? Are you serious?"
Me: "Not true."
Ben: "Shit, I'm getting some of that potato salad."
3. Scottish boy begged me to find him a trick. Also, he started drunken beer song sing-a-longs. Then he freaked out about a stolen blue bag--which was on the arm of the girl who owned it.
4. Adriel making fun of Scottish boy while he stood behind her and watched.
5. Texts that say "I'm sorry" for no apparent reason.
6. Dan's parents.
7. Eric and I had the same friends. Jesse and Jess II dated in high school.
8. Strangers telling me they'd heard about another fridge upstairs in "somebody's bedroom who lives here" if I wanted to find the secret beers. Me telling them, "Oh, sweet. I'll totally go ask my roommate Woods if it's in his fridge."
9. "Why won't anyone be my friend?" (UPDATE: Glad we're friends now.
10. Homeless Cubans who wander in and try to start fights but aren't very successful because they keep getting sidetracked and talking about Joy Division, Echo and the Bunnymen, and the Verve Pipe.
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