(just the middle of a list)
4. You must have "Don't make out with Conrad" in your quicktext by now.
5. Conrad drove me home and we played cribbage and watched a movie. I told him he could sleep over, platonic-style, I also told him that we weren't going to make out. (We didn't. Please, that ship has SO sailed) He said something along the lines of, "Well, when James sleeps over, don't you make out with him?"
and you,
Oh, I do have one addition to your list: Tony, the bouncer, was reeeeeeally worried about last night. He came into Rustica yesterday and said, "Dawg. Dawg. Free Colt 45? At Silk Goddamn City? And they advertisin' that shit in the paper? You serious? Maaaaaaaan, that place will fill up with brothaz so fast, and then four or five C-45's in, they gonna start fightin'.
You know I'm packin' heat tonight."
And it's true: he wore a gun!
Sunday, July 29, 2007
Backblog (7.29.07)
1. "Pot-tato Salad." Sarah had everyone convinced. I kept overhearing things like, "Dude, I'm totally going back for more potatio salad. I am so fucked up," and, "How do you do that? Is it in the mayonnaise, or what?"
2. Ben: "Wait! Wait! The potato salad?"
Me: "It's not true. It's just potato salad."
Ben: "The potato salad downstairs? Are you serious?"
Me: "Not true."
Ben: "Shit, I'm getting some of that potato salad."
3. Scottish boy begged me to find him a trick. Also, he started drunken beer song sing-a-longs. Then he freaked out about a stolen blue bag--which was on the arm of the girl who owned it.
4. Adriel making fun of Scottish boy while he stood behind her and watched.
5. Texts that say "I'm sorry" for no apparent reason.
6. Dan's parents.
7. Eric and I had the same friends. Jesse and Jess II dated in high school.
8. Strangers telling me they'd heard about another fridge upstairs in "somebody's bedroom who lives here" if I wanted to find the secret beers. Me telling them, "Oh, sweet. I'll totally go ask my roommate Woods if it's in his fridge."
9. "Why won't anyone be my friend?" (UPDATE: Glad we're friends now.
10. Homeless Cubans who wander in and try to start fights but aren't very successful because they keep getting sidetracked and talking about Joy Division, Echo and the Bunnymen, and the Verve Pipe.
2. Ben: "Wait! Wait! The potato salad?"
Me: "It's not true. It's just potato salad."
Ben: "The potato salad downstairs? Are you serious?"
Me: "Not true."
Ben: "Shit, I'm getting some of that potato salad."
3. Scottish boy begged me to find him a trick. Also, he started drunken beer song sing-a-longs. Then he freaked out about a stolen blue bag--which was on the arm of the girl who owned it.
4. Adriel making fun of Scottish boy while he stood behind her and watched.
5. Texts that say "I'm sorry" for no apparent reason.
6. Dan's parents.
7. Eric and I had the same friends. Jesse and Jess II dated in high school.
8. Strangers telling me they'd heard about another fridge upstairs in "somebody's bedroom who lives here" if I wanted to find the secret beers. Me telling them, "Oh, sweet. I'll totally go ask my roommate Woods if it's in his fridge."
9. "Why won't anyone be my friend?" (UPDATE: Glad we're friends now.
10. Homeless Cubans who wander in and try to start fights but aren't very successful because they keep getting sidetracked and talking about Joy Division, Echo and the Bunnymen, and the Verve Pipe.
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