backblog (6.29.7)

(it must have been a Thursday)

Mine:
1. SO MANY girls with highlights at first party
2. Rap-battle between Dre and Jarrott, our new friends
3. Blaming others for spilling Sarah's drink (when really I knocked it over. She almost made some poor girl buy her another drink)
4. Not seeing Conrad for a million and then him being super skinny?
5. the 90's
6. You

Yours:
Also:
1. Sweat mingling
2. Sarah talking to work-Christopher
3. Work-Heather dancing like a little girl
4. Free drinks from the chef and the owner (and they bitched out the bartender for trying to charge us)
5. You handing Tony the bouncer your beer
6. Everybody liking Eric
7. You.

backblog (6.5.7)

(not a list)

S: If you get bored today, you could think of possible reasons I'm developing a really itchy rash, and you could tell me the possibilities.

A: I think there is something in your house. I had similar troubles. Maybe the carpet?

Or maybe James?

S: I hope I'm allergic to James. I hope we both are.

A: I don't think I could ever be allergic to James.

backblog, haiku edition (4.27.7)

(I don't even do drugs)

in my dream last night
a whole drawer of loose cocaine
we danced all night long.

backblog (4.7.7)

This is not a list, but is funny and should be archived:

I took this little nap and I had this dream, where I'm taking a nap on my bed, but then you were taking a nap on my bed too, on my right. Then Seth came and jumped on the bed, and then you guys were making out, but not like, "Oh man, we want to make out!" but like it was funny, and so I said, "Stop it, this is weird!" and then YOU said, "We're just trying to teach you a lesson. Now you know how Sarah feels when you make out with someone while she's in the bed with you".